Sunday, January 29, 2012

Super Hero Squad Show Sunday! (S. 1 E. 1)

Hey! I found a great place to watch Super Hero Squad shows online. I think I'd like to link to them every Sunday and chat about them or at least feature them as the episode of the week.

So, here's Super Hero Squad Show Episode 1 of Season 1: click me.

Here's the transcript from livedash.com:

00:00:00 ♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
00:00:04 ♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
00:00:09 I'm with you, big man. Follow them.
00:00:12 Ugh. Through the door?
00:00:14 [laughing] Look down there, Hulk!
00:00:18 Whoa, monster's not puny.
00:00:21 [laughing] Now only Bird puny!
00:00:23 Hey, hey, I'm 5'11", okay?
00:00:25 The Cap always told me, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it'the size of the fight in the dog. I hear ya.
00:00:32 Lot more to a scrap than who's the biggest and strongest.
00:00:36 Who say? I do!
00:00:38 Whoa!
00:00:41 Uh!
00:00:42 [Wolverine] Always all about you.
00:00:55 There they go, Iron Man and his so-called heroes.
00:00:58 [laughing] Stark dared to challenge Doom over the Infinity Sword, and now he pays dearly.
00:01:05 Oh, Mole Man, you serve me well.
00:01:09 These monsters of yours could flatten the city.
00:01:12 Ah, believe me, Doctor Doom-- [snorting] Tricephalous, Megataur and Manoo have enough power and more.
00:01:23 [burps] Excuse me.
00:01:25 As long as the cursed Super Hero Squad is distracted, my true plan lies elsewhere. I-- [breaks wind] Ahh!
00:01:34 Uh, when I'm on the surface, I tend to-- [burps] depressurize?
00:01:41 Aah! [breaks wind] Well, then, return underground and retrieve the fractal you have discovered.
00:01:48 Uh! It must be-- [burps] Oh, a very powerful fractal indeed, to have driven itself so deep into the ground.
00:01:56 With my creatures on the loose, I can excavate in peace.
00:02:02 I will gather these wayward shards of the Infinity Sword, and Doom will prevail!
00:02:08 And you will be amply rewarded, even more so if my enemies are destroyed.
00:02:15 You are too generous, Doom.
00:02:18 [burps] [farts] Oh!
00:02:23 Abomination!
00:02:24 Open a window!
00:02:27 [sniffing] Huh?
00:02:30 [sirens wailing] [crashing] [roaring] [screaming] [Iron Man] We'll clear the area before we throw down with Loogie-Zilla.
00:02:56 [Falcon] Ladies and gentlemen, time to play that great new game that nobody likes.
00:03:00 Confuse A Creature!
00:03:02 Whoa. The creature does not seem confused.
00:03:05 Even this thing's not dumb enough to let us braid its necks.
00:03:09 Ha!
00:03:11 Look out!
00:03:13 Hey! No rubberneckin'! [grunting] Take him, Surfer!
00:03:24 Good work, team!
00:03:25 [yelling] [roaring] [snorting] Okay! Take him, Hu-- Hulk? Hulk! Where'd you go?
00:03:41 You better not eat that!
00:03:45 Uh!
00:03:48 Bull strong! Hulk is stronger!
00:03:52 [gagging] [Storm] Stay clear! storm?
00:03:59 Where you been, darlin'?
00:04:08 Uh!
00:04:08 Ooh, oucheth.
00:04:11 [monster growling] Foul creature!
00:04:15 Thou flesh-dissolving protoplasm! Ha!
00:04:18 You don't have to call me names.
00:04:19 Hey, Thor. I'm picking up some funky subterranean heat readings deep in the earth.
00:04:24 Mole Man's got something big moving around down there.
00:04:27 [grunting] If a fractal impacted deep in the earth, 'twould fall to Mole Man to retrieve it.
00:04:33 And we all know that an impacted fractal can be painful.
00:04:37 Back soon!
00:04:40 [screaming] [Hulk yelling] Ms. M? I'm taking a crew underground.
00:04:53 Now? We can beat 'em with my trusty Starkutron 3000.
00:04:56 Hulk! Hulk! Give me that!
00:04:59 Uhh...
00:05:00 Now that everybody's evacuated to shelters, we've got a chance.
00:05:04 And here comes headcase! Get ready.
00:05:07 Falcon, you're with me and Wolvie.
00:05:08 Don't call me Wolvie!
00:05:13 [monster growling] [roaring] ] Whoa...
00:06:47 Today's special...
00:06:48 the Absofruitalicioustaste of two colors in every Puff!
00:06:53 Rasporangey Orange!
00:06:55 A Fruitly symphony.
00:06:57 Lemony green, tasty with a twist!
00:07:01 And Berry, Berry, Blueee!
00:07:05 Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!
00:07:07 [ Male Announcer ] Trix swirls the...Absofruitalicious...
00:07:08 [ Male Announcer ] Part of a good breakfast.
00:07:57 Sive customer, our concierge claim centers.
00:08:00 So I can just drop off my car and you'll take care of everything?
00:08:03 Yep, even the rental.
00:08:05 What if I'm stuck at the office?
00:08:06 If you can't come to us, we'll come to you in one of our immediate response vehicles!
00:08:11 What if mother won't let me drive?
00:08:14 Then you probably wouldn't have had an accident in the first place.
00:08:18 And we're walkin'!
00:08:19 ..
00:08:21 Making it all a bit easier -- now that's progressive!
00:08:24 Call or click today.
00:09:04 [Iron Man] Welcome to lava lab 2.
00:09:07 Lava? As in lamp?
00:09:08 As in lava. It's a probe I built to explore under the earth's crust.
00:09:15 [sniffs] Sulfur.
00:09:17 We're takin' the fight to the Mole Man.
00:09:19 Exactly. Time to play Whack-a-Mole!
00:09:31 Are we there yet?
00:09:32 This tin can's a little cozy.
00:09:34 Its cozier outside.
00:09:36 [Falcon thinking] Redwing, buddy.
00:09:38 Give me a flyby of the city.
00:09:40 And no decorating the statues downtown.
00:09:43 Watch the blades, watch the blades! [squawks] [squawking] [Hulk yelling] Dumb man doesn't hide.
00:09:58 [roaring] [growling] That did it, Hulk!
00:10:04 [Hulk yelling] [squawking] [yelping] [crying] Aah!
00:10:31 Storm!
00:10:35 Ouch. [thinking] Enough recon.
00:10:37 Go on home, Redwing.
00:10:42 Worry about the citizens in those Shield Shelters!
00:10:45 [roaring] We're holding our own topside, but there's no sign of the fight slowing down.
00:10:50 We need to find the fractal.
00:10:51 [Iron Man] They're usually impossible to detect.
00:10:54 Except this one went deep into the rock.
00:10:55 Must have left a borehole for us to follow.
00:10:57 Sonar, heat scans and flatulence detectors all point to Mole Man.
00:11:01 And he's been using heavy equipment to get to it.
00:11:02 I can bring us to about, oh, 50 yards or so... When?
00:11:06 Now!
00:11:11 Back! Back!
00:11:13 I'll take it from here!
00:11:19 [Mole Man laughing] And there it is. I got this.
00:11:26 Huh-uh!
00:11:27 Let's do this, Stinky.
00:11:29 Not so fast!
00:11:31 Ah! Spin-a-mole!
00:11:34 [both] Ah!
00:11:35 You're not good enough!
00:11:37 Why do people always underestimate me?
00:11:40 H'ya! Ha! Ya!
00:11:43 [struggling] Uh! [farts] [struggling] This is one fractal Doom doesn't get.
00:12:03 [laughing] Doom?
00:12:06 Uhh! Ahh!
00:12:08 Uh!
00:12:11 To the abyss with Doom!
00:12:13 I'm keeping the fractal!
00:12:16 [laughing] It's working!
00:12:19 Speed boost! Perfect!
00:12:22 [making car sounds] Ah! Hold still! Uhh!
00:12:29 And I sense another change!
00:12:32 My pets no longer respond to my voice.
00:12:42 Whoa! Eh!
00:12:44 I now have direct mind-control over them!
00:12:48 Meet my excavation crew!
00:12:50 The most feared creature above or below ground, Fing Fang Foom!
00:12:57 [roaring] [rumbling] [roaring] Whoa. When I said heavy equipment, I was really low-balling it.
00:13:12 Now to the surface!
00:13:13 There, I will personally manipulate my monsters into destroying Super Hero City and taking over the Lethal Legion!
00:13:21 You wanna be Doc Doom? Ew.
00:13:24 Uh, dude. Have you seen his stuff?
00:13:25 I mean, he has a Quantum-tunneling popcorn popper.
00:13:29 Delicious popcorn two seconds before you switch it on.
00:13:32 You know, that is pretty cool.
00:13:34 I'll have the Lethal Legion, find all the fractals, forge a new Infinity Sword, and with the Sword, I'll rule the surface world!
00:13:43 Me! Not Doom! Uh!
00:13:45 But first, I'll leave Fing Fang Foom with a little thought.
00:13:49 [Mole Man thinking] You're very hungry.
00:13:57 [roaring] Guys, I'm gonna make this right.
00:14:11 Moley Frijole shouldn't have gotten that fractal from us.
00:14:14 I was there too, ya know.
00:14:15 Oh, please, no blaming yourselves.
00:14:17 Lava Lab 2 doesn't stock any barf bags.
00:14:21 [beeping] Seems to me Lava Lab 2 is no improvement over Lava Lab 1.
00:14:32 Uhh, a little bit. Lava Lab 1 melted.
00:14:36 Whoa! Luckily, we worked that bug out.
00:14:41 Hold him there, Hulk!
00:14:43 [grunts] Hulk not hold.
00:14:45 Hulk throw!
00:14:47 Ouch. Is that what humans mean by "pain in the neck?" [laughing] At last, we have the upper hand!
00:15:01 Mole Man?
00:15:03 Look you well!
00:15:04 He hath been made anew by yon Infinity Fractal!
00:15:07 Uh! [laughing] Hulk! Get those shelters away from Manoo before he dissolves them.
00:15:20 Goo hurt friends! [grunts] No!
00:15:25 [Hulk yelling] [squealing] Whoa!
00:15:33 Uh!
00:15:34 They are all my puppets! [struggling] [laughing] It's too easy!
00:15:41 Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy!
00:15:48 [roaring] Ha! ♪ Crush, destroy. Crush, destroy ♪
00:15:53 Such a treat for this bad boy!
00:15:58 This city is mine!
00:16:55 .. ♪
00:16:57 ♪ and your flavor needs come on strong ♪
00:17:00 ♪ get your shake on ♪
00:17:01 ♪ mmmm, danimals ♪
00:17:02 ♪ you got the fingers ♪
00:17:03 ♪ you got the moves ♪
00:17:04 ♪ hey, even dylan can't get it wrong ♪
00:17:07 ♪ get your crush on, mmm ♪
00:17:09 ♪ danimals, we're in step ♪
00:17:11 ♪ we're on a roll ♪
00:17:12 ♪ dude, stop singing ♪
00:17:13 ♪ this silly song ♪
00:17:15 ♪ get your slurp on, mmm ♪
00:17:17 ♪ danimals, dude ♪
00:17:19 it's danimalious.
00:17:21 Danimals! get your blast on!
00:20:15 Getting his powers plussed, did not improve Moley's sunny personality.
00:20:20 Or his sense of rhythm.
00:20:21 Hey guys, we've got another problem!
00:20:24 [roaring] [grunts] [screaming] Ahhh!
00:20:41 You can't win because I have the fractal.
00:20:45 And I have the monsters.
00:20:47 And I have the hostages.
00:20:50 Whoa! There's people in those shelters!
00:20:53 And if Moley juggles as bad as he dances...
00:20:55 [Hulk growls] You are not cleared to move the Helicarrier!
00:21:05 [laughing] Hold on, Ms. M. The Squad doesn't work for you.
00:21:08 You're not my boss. Just my landlady.
00:21:10 [scoffs] Oh, really?
00:21:12 [stutters] [Iron Man] Falc, what're you doing?
00:21:16 Get back in the fight. Sorry, Tony.
00:21:18 I'm not the biggest and the strongest, but I'm the one who can end this now.
00:21:25 [Falcon] My bad! oooh!
00:21:31 Uh!
00:21:33 No!
00:21:35 [breaking wind] [Mole Man] That wasn't me.
00:21:39 [giggles] Nice one, Falc!
00:21:43 Yeah! Way to go, Falcon!
00:21:45 Huzzah!
00:21:46 Nice job, Falc!
00:21:48 Bird, friend.
00:21:56 Regroup, Squaddies.
00:21:57 That breaks Mole Man's control, but we still have four monsters in the city.
00:22:00 And they're hungry! Hungry, you say?
00:22:02 Lo, a plan doth spring to mind.
00:22:05 Storm, Thor has need of thy aid.
00:22:09 A grocery?
00:22:11 Oh, well done, Thor!
00:22:14 Nay, not well done, but medium rare.
00:22:21 [monsters growling] [monsters chomping] [whimpering] Come on, Lord of the Dunce.
00:22:43 No! [whimpering] My-- My monsters!
00:22:47 They're probably a little busy wrecking your underground headquarters.
00:22:50 [crashing] [Thor yelling] Come on, Guacamole Man, We're taking you and your fractal right to the vault.
00:23:25 One less fractal, one less maniac to worry about.
00:23:28 Fools!
00:23:29 You have none to worry about, but Doom!
00:23:33 [Mole yelling] [Doctor Doom]..
00:23:37 And one day I will come for the Infinity Fractal as well.
00:23:43 Doom has spoken.
00:23:46 And is Doom done now?
00:23:48 Good. Anyway-- [Ms. Marvel] Send me falcon!
00:23:51 Falcon, Ms. Marvel's waiting for you back at the Helicarrier.
00:23:54 Hup! Hup! Hup! To the Helicarrier!
00:23:56 Hup! Hup! Hup! [laughing] Uh-oh.
00:24:02 I've got half a mind to take Shield's Helicarrier away from you loose cannons!
00:24:07 See Thor, you said we should've called no take-backs.
00:24:10 This is a billion dollar sky-base, Falcon!
00:24:13 [grunts] Oooh, dang.
00:24:18 Leave bird alone, yellow hair!
00:24:21 Bird is smart!
00:24:22 Bird hit monsters with boat!
00:24:25 [Ms. M.]..you big, green-- You're in charge here, Tony.
00:24:29 Tell me why I should let this continue.
00:24:31 Look, Ms. Can I call you Ms?
00:24:33 We're up here to get to the fractals before Doom.
00:24:36 And we did it! Now, go do your job and let us hammer out the dents.
00:24:40 I'm watching you hot dogs.
00:24:41 Don't forget it! Uhh. Get out of my way!
00:24:45 Bye, mom! [laughing] Whatever works, Falcon.
00:24:48 It's funny. All your data factoring never took into account what can be accomplished by one committed person acting completely insane.
00:24:56 Actually, the Starkutron 3000 predicted you would.
00:24:59 Right, right. Well, didn't your machine also say that Hulk is Yellow Hair's boyfriend?
00:25:05 Dumb machine says that? Hulk! No!
00:25:08 [Hulk yelling] Dumb machine lie!
00:25:10 Ah! Look out!
00:25:18 [grunts] Closed-Captioned ByJ.R.


Happy Dueling!

1 comment:

  1. Fun!

    Have you seen this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jDRVW3fb4Y

    Excited for Moonknight, Mr. Fixit, Iron Spider, Tigra, Hawkeye, Prof. X, etc. -- even the ironclad Pepper Potts!

    Count Plains Librarian

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